Post by Phatman on Mar 27, 2006 12:39:41 GMT -5
Top 18 Signs You Watch Too Much Professional Wrestling
You own and operate your own fantasy wrestling league
You wonder why the Brood's theme music has never hit the top 10
You get into a fight and try to give them a DDT or elbowdrop
You scour the adult video stores looking for a porno starring Val Vanis
You feel sorry for Dustin Runnels and Marc Meio because they lost their wives
You had a girlfriend, yet still watched the WWF PPV on St. Valentine's Day
You can't get hired because you insist on not "doing the job" for anyone
You sent a letter to your favourite wrestler asking to be their manager
You plan on voting for Hollywood Hogan in the next Presidential Election
You don't sleep, you job to your blankets
You have ever used the phrase "Roody-Poo Candy Ass
Jabroni"
You have ever bet money on the outcome of a match
Whenever you get upset at someone you point to your crotch and yell "Suck It!"
You own any movies starring Hulk Hogan or Roddy Piper (exception: Rocky III)
You can't fall asleep until someone power bombs you into bed
You scour the Bible looking for the fabled "Austin 3:16" verse
You can't get laid because you "won't lay down for anybody"
You try to kickout during sex
LOL
You own and operate your own fantasy wrestling league
You wonder why the Brood's theme music has never hit the top 10
You get into a fight and try to give them a DDT or elbowdrop
You scour the adult video stores looking for a porno starring Val Vanis
You feel sorry for Dustin Runnels and Marc Meio because they lost their wives
You had a girlfriend, yet still watched the WWF PPV on St. Valentine's Day
You can't get hired because you insist on not "doing the job" for anyone
You sent a letter to your favourite wrestler asking to be their manager
You plan on voting for Hollywood Hogan in the next Presidential Election
You don't sleep, you job to your blankets
You have ever used the phrase "Roody-Poo Candy Ass
Jabroni"
You have ever bet money on the outcome of a match
Whenever you get upset at someone you point to your crotch and yell "Suck It!"
You own any movies starring Hulk Hogan or Roddy Piper (exception: Rocky III)
You can't fall asleep until someone power bombs you into bed
You scour the Bible looking for the fabled "Austin 3:16" verse
You can't get laid because you "won't lay down for anybody"
You try to kickout during sex
LOL
